I.T. took away my remote server access today
Now I can only code local-ly
Though I don’t blame them, I’d just like to say
If my code hygiene needs washing
These bugs that I’m squashing
Weren’t found in Q.A.
‘Best practice’ was my first and my middle name
I agiled my scrums, I sprinted my days
Test-driven delivered a build to throw away
But the users don’t understand it
And they simply demanded it
Be fixed right away
Pirate Gaspard 